What would you like from Five Guys, Lucy?
Umm, a cheeseburger with pickles and chicken.
They don't have chicken.
I mean...I don't know what it's called. The brown stuff.
Puzzled: Bar-B-Que sauce?...Oh wait, you mean the meat. That's called beef. OK, we'll make sure they put a patty on your burger.
Two and a half out of five guys.
(See How to Eat an Equilateral Cheeseburger for an explanation of my research program.)
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